Whack! Pow! How to Feel Great Right Now!



Massage Therapy Benefits

Remember the little kid in you who loved to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons on TV Saturday morning?

Or… er, uh, YouTube? (I still watch TV at the gym.)

We all love to see the good guys win. But with a struggle. It just keeps things real.

After all, the world’s full of supervillains today.

We don’t want to see our superheroes ironing the wrinkles out of their capes.

We want to see… Whack! Thud! Thwap!

…And all the problems go away.

In fact, a popular question on Google is: How do you become a real life superhero?

Wikihow suggests you “work on your strength.”

The massage therapists I work with must have been paying attention because they have really strong hands now 🙂

And superheroes they are!

Wikipedia says: A superhero is not just a hero. They have super powers, they’re dedicated to protecting and fighting for the public…and battling super villains.

What kind of supervillains threaten each of us?

Stress is killing the public. Whole populations at a time!

Despite all the sleeping pills, anti-depression and anti-stress pills…anxiety and problems keep advancing.

It seems like every other commercial now is an ad for some prescription drug.

There’s usually some great looking middle-aged couple, walking on the beach with their dog.

Then a man with a deep voice starts speaking gently, rattling off a bunch of symptoms.

And then there’s the hurried-up fine-print listing of potential side effects.

Do you ever feel tired, lonely, sad, depressed, overweight, or anything else that you’d be willing to pay real money to not feel anymore?

Great, because XYZ drug can help!

Warning: may cause side effects such as constipation, bloating, bleeding, dizziness, dry  mouth, dandruff, insomnia, narcolepsy, coma…

…and many other things far worse than what it’s actually supposed to help you with.

So, don’t wait – call the number on your screen today!

And the chronic pain, muscle tension, arthritis and high blood pressure…

They all cause your doctor to throw their hands up and prescribe the drug you just saw on TV.

…Sigh.

But when you consider just how much a trained massage therapist can help (and actually has helped) people with all of these, and without the side effects…

Yes! They have superpowers!

And I’d say they’re dedicated to helping protect the public.

I’d also say with the long list of massage benefits…they’re successfully fighting quite a few supervillains.

So who’s your favorite massage therapist superhero?

Don’t have one?

Uh, you need to get with the times

Massage isn’t just luxury for sissies.

In fact, massage isn’t just for people in the hospital either.

Increased athletic performance is a huge benefit of massage.

I’m sure there’s at least one massage therapist working on Spiderman (or at least some of the Avengers and Justice League) in some of those deleted clips.

(Massage therapists don’t really make “Whack! Thud! Thwap!” sounds …btw.)

But I mean, seriously, you can’t get bulging muscles or amazing speed and flexibility without serious work to relax those muscles.

This is your time

Superheroes helping superheroes. Let’s team up.

You deserve a massage. And you deserve to feel great again.

Life takes it out of you. I’d love to help you put it back in.

How can I help you personally?

 

Call me at 303-920-2350 with any questions, concerns or to find out how massage and essential oils can make life better for you.

Sarah Shropshire

by Sarah Shropshire
LMT, Essential Oil and Business Consultant

 
 
 
 

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